Sing a song of Nobel Peace

Written by: Amy Dalzell on Oct 16, 2007 2:35 PM EDT

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/10/14/kristol-krauthammer-gore/ 

Sing a Song of Nobel Peace Kristol and Krauthammer, one Sunday morn
Bewailed an award to a former VP,
Waxing indignant and trumpeting scorn
At the “Kentucky Derby of the…left”
And its prize-winning spree 

“It’s anti-American bloviating,” they claim
To worry about the planetary temp
Carter is Arafat and Arafat Gore,
And all of them should be held
As beneath our contempt. 

The scientific evidence be damned,
The neo-con efforts to cover it up
By the Nobel Committee are being out-manned
And all this is terrible treasonous stuff,
Propagandist furor must now at the gallop 

Be loosed on the public in hysterical haste,
Accusations of treason shall even the score
While all recourse to reason is readily chased
From the only real topic that is never once broached:
In 2008, it’s gotta be Gore… 

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